Thursday, March 16, 2006

Chicken soup for a jobless soul...

History repeats itself.
Because we don't learn from it?

Quality rather than quantity determines success.
Bollywood being a strict exception.

Rolling stone gathers no Moss.
I tthhhink Kate Moss has a rockstar boyfriend. No?

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
I know. Jackass!

There is never a right way to do the wrong thing.
What a presposterous thing to say! Right Mr.Bush?

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
Well, we have a shorter name for it now-a-days - CSR: Corporate Social Responsibility.

You may forget with whom you laughed, but you will never forget with whom you wept.
Reality TV. Whatever it takes.

The only way to make a dream come true is to wake up and live it.
Sigh! If only. But, dravid got married just 2 years, 10 months and 12 days back.

Empty vessels make more noise.
No, make that Himesh Reshammiya.

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." (Axel Rose)
Whatever .... Dope, anyone?

Money can't buy happiness.
And here I was thinking I was the only one delusional!

Every dark cloud has a silver linning.
................i'm still waiting...

Idle mind is a devil's workshop.
Duh!

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

heights of narcissism...

WARNING! Not for the dyed-in-wool cynics.

Here I am. This is me.
I was moping all over the place.
Dammit, I have every right to sulk! And by-god, sulk I will.
Then again, like he said, whom am I trying to convince.?!
No, this is not macro-economic rationalisation. Just a simple weighing-pluses-and-minuses..
I am 22. Just 22. 22! and nothing to my credit? Still, I am just 22.
I love. I am loved.
I work, earn every single rupee I spend now. Empowered? Yes.
I listen, learn and enjoy. ( Not necessarily the MTV way, though)
I made some bad choices. I had some good accidents.
I was...am opinionated. I stand corrected.
OK. So things went another way. Big deal? No, I will not trivialise. Yet, its over.
Now?
I know there are good people and then there are people who do go good.
I learnt the hard way. I love yesterday. But, thats just what it is ... yesterday.
I will still cry, still have insecurities, and still wonder at the insensitivity and abject thoughtlessness.
I will, still, smile.
Yeah, smile.
So, heres to the fictioneer!
:)

Saturday, March 11, 2006

word of the day:
fictioneer \fik-shuh-NEER\ noun: one who writes fiction especially in quantity and without high standards

familiar. very familiar.

I hate news.
correction, I hate news reporting.

apparently it's supposed to be,
1) non judgemental - you mean no 'views-expressed-here-are-the-actors'-own thingie?
2) to-the-point - umm, you would have decide then, what the 'point' is. so what happens to point 1?
3) succint - ooohKay. so we are not talking about why. we will just be talking about when-how-where and who.
4) well, i have no fourth one. i ididn go to a j-school.

warning : this is not in the realm of the "news makes the issue or an issue makes the news"debate at all.

Friday, March 03, 2006

can you make it to the anti-bush rally, she asked.
i couldn't.
but i did wait on the road, along with a bunch of harried ap policemen, a few from every possible medium, a few curious onlookers, a few dis-gruntled cab drivers and a few tech guys.

for what, you ask?
Oh, nothing, we were just waiting for him to leave so that we could go about our way. at least all of them did. me and my colleagues were a different ball game. we had to go meet the lucky chaps who had a one-to-one with the dubya man.

so, here i was, listening to this young woman who was the cynosure of all the media present there (no, not because of her designer suit or mother-of-pearls or accent or streaked hair, silly!). she was the one to meet the man himself. the one Ms.roy so fondly called a man of less intellect. yep, our man.

"he is so down to earth!"
"Ahem, what did he do to make you think that, miss?"
(I almost hugged him)
"well, you know...pause (no, we don't knwo)....ummm....
as he entered the room, he just rolled up his sleaves and said, lets talk!"
Man, am I bowled over or what?!
but my wonderful colleague strikes again-after the byte was canned,
he quipped, "maybe she was speaking figuratively, he certainly is down to earth"

am-bush-ed

Who are India’s young entrepreneurs? To rephrase it, who according to President Bush are Indian entrepreneurs? It might seem tad flippant, but at the sidelines of Mr Bush’s visit to the ISB, an American consulate officer said that the criterion for selecting the 16 young business people for an informal meet with the American president was ‘experience’, apart from the obvious – age. It turns out that most have had some experience of United States of America - academic or business. A good number have at least part of their operations based in the US or have active business interests there. They represent a range of businesses from food processing, bio-tech, print to telecommunications and IT. Interestingly, the whole process of zeroing on these entrepreneurs started as much as three months back!

Given that, its hardly surprising to ask what this informal meeting was all about. Anjali Patel, a student of ISB (the only student on the panel of 16), said: “There wasn’t any prior briefing or an agenda per se about what we would ask him or discuss. He is such a down-to-earth man! At the outset he clearly stated to be a devout capitalist and was all for free market system. He wanted us to feel free to ask him anything we wanted”. One wonders, then, how come no one even mentioned Iraq. Then again, one must forget, we are talking about bi-lateral ties and therefore possible business opportunities and therefore political correctness is a must.

Nevertheless, the million dollar question – why ISB? Or for that matter, why Hyderabad? M Rammohan Rao, Dean ,ISB, quipped that the school has become a sort of a landmark, people who come to Hyderabad, at least those from the business world, usually pay a visit to ISB. Although, one of the entrepreneurs did say that, unlike Mumbai or Delhi, it is not a very active city and not very ‘political’ either. Well, as they say, it was decided by the Whitehouse!

On a more serious note, he felt that the city has made some amazing strides in terms of infrastructure, the industrial market, institutional support and has really good prospects. He was also sounded very positive about the exposure that this event would generate. Though ISB is well known, this would help in attracting faculty, students and may even pave the way for a lot of exchange programs and the like.

Coming back to the informal meet, what does the President think of outsourcing? “In the long run, they (the President and his men) do know that the 300 million odd middle class in India is huge market for the Americans. Outsourcing does raise issues of loss of employment, but in the bigger picture, it is inevitable and they are to gain a lot more than what they lose out on the outsourced work”, says V Madhavi, Founder and Chairperson, Prithvi Information Solutions Ltd.

Then there is the new consulate. Will he, won’t he? If not the entrepreneurs, here, most of the 20-somethings in the state would want to know this. Apparently, Mr Bush is said to have replied in a light-hearted manner, saying “now its up to Condoleeza Rice!”

All in all, after a perspiring wait for the whole entourage to leave, to catch the ‘lucky’ entrepreneurs, it turns out to be another notch up for the city of Hyderabad at least.